If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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