yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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