Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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