now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
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How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
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