He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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