Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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