Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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