Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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