The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Im part way to drunk.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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