Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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