yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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