Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
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