I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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