Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
no you cant smoke seaweed
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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