I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
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