As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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