On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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