Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
accomplished twins. life is a go
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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