I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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