Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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