Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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