Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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