operation harelip BJ is a go
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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