thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I don't deserve a penis
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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