Me. At least after what I've been through.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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