yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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