Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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