His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Randomize