Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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