it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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