I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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