This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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