My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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