Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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