he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
My butt remains clenched, sir.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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