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im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.

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(647): View more from Ontario

hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair

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(305): View more from Florida

what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose

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(718): View more from New York

you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes

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Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

if you just come over, i will entertain you

(484): View more from Pennsylvania

arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment

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(850): View more from Florida

These people don't understand my stages of drunk

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(513): View more from Ohio

I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house

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(865): View more from Tennessee

he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?

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