I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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