So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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