We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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