im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Randomize
