On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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