Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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