You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Randomize
