We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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