my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Hello my rib-scented angel!
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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