I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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