I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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