oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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