i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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