The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
why is half of my head shaved?
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