Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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