9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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