I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Do plants get herpes?
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