Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
The beer is more important than you right now.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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