I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
this will be a night to untag.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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